Saddam Hussein (Dead Dictator)
"2Big 2fail is truly the mother of all bands. Where are they playing next?"


Crypt Keeper Robbie Kreiger with his drone, Lex Lumie
"I met Joe Mystery when he was out in LA. Wow, great guitarist. Touch me, baby. Oh yeah."


        Bernard Madoff (Crooked Financier)
"Smart boys. They refused to invest with me. Great musicianship."

            Barack Obama (President of the United States)
"I wanted 2Big 2fail for the inauguration but they were already booked. The audacity of those boys. I'm down. Gonna get me some crunk juice and hit it."


  George Bush (Former US President)
"I always enjoy devouring a kitten or two while I am listening to 2Big 2fail. Pass the catsup, please."

      Jack the Ripper
"2Big 2fail, you'll soon hear from me with my funny little games. Joe Mystery really rips."


       Snoop Dog (Hip Hop Icon)
"Word up, 2Big 2fail be for real, fo shizzle."

  Manswers (Spike TV's stupider than stupid hit show)
"If the power of 2Big 2fail could be converted to electricity, would you be able to light the city of Newark."

            Elvis Presley (The King)
"I don't make no dirty movements. But I sweat gravy every time I hear Cowboy Ozzie sing."

          Angelina Jolie (Actress, Humanitarian and Homewrecker)
"Everyone knows the rumor that Brad and I have a summer home out on Lake Mohawk. But Brad is a wimp. Just ask anybody at the CVS where he shops for his toothpaste. I need a real man like Cowboy Ozzie. He's as cute and cuddily as a baby rattlesnake, OMG."


             Barry White (Deep-voiced King of Soul & Icon of Seduction)
"There's people makin' babies to my music. But 2Big 2fail make you wanna stop makin' babies and get down on the dance floor. So, I wrote this little lyric:

          I'm never, never gonna give you up
          I'm never ever gonna stop
          Stop the way I feel about you
          2Big 2fail I can't live without you


    Blago (Governor of Illiniois)
"People wonder how I can be so cool under pressure but, its simple, I'm a sociopath.
Well, I lied...I do worry about missing the next 2Big 2fail gig. I'll be up front playing air guitar with the showstopper, Joe Mystery."      



  Sticks Mandalay (Tom Tom Toohey's first drum instructor)
"Even though he is not and never was a midget, Tom Tom Toohey is my greatest student ever."


   
      " I can't blow sax like "Ol Slick Willy" but I can sure get down when these  2Big 2fail Band boys get to rockin' . They won't be needing any  government  bailout  because they are " 2Big 2fail  "



           A special guest appearance at a recent 2BIG 2fail gig
  by a well know SNL member doing his best Christopher Walken
" More Cowbell " bit .

 " As soon as I heard these cats playing I just had to get up there and jam with them . What a rush ! Thanks guys . "   

The band and the crowd loved it . A fan recorded the boys doing this Blue Oyster Cult tune with  him that you can hear ....................here. 
  **  pause the music player at the bottom left when playing the cowbell tune  **